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HUMOR: Your Yoga. Author: Sergei Veretennikov
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I listened, completely captivated—simply delightful! My heart blossomed with positivity. Very subtle humor; at times it’s hard to tell where self-irony ends and keenly observed truth begins. This is incredibly talented and beautiful! A true art form in its own right.
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A channeler asked Sirius:
— Why are people so afraid of silence?
Sirius replied:
— Because in silence, there is no one to blame.
A clairvoyant told a client:
— I see your future.
The client became frightened:
— What’s there?
— Many wonderful opportunities that you will initially call “difficulties.”
A man came to a folk healer:
— Give me something for restlessness.
The healer gave him an empty bottle.
The man asked:
— Is that all?
The healer replied:
— Yes. Put it on the table and do nothing with it for ten minutes. That will be the first dose.
A philosopher asked a dog:
— Why are you always happy when I return?
The dog wagged its tail.
The philosopher wrote down:
— Love does not wait for a person to become worthy. It simply greets them at the door.
— Why are people so afraid of silence?
Sirius replied:
— Because in silence, there is no one to blame.
A clairvoyant told a client:
— I see your future.
The client became frightened:
— What’s there?
— Many wonderful opportunities that you will initially call “difficulties.”
A man came to a folk healer:
— Give me something for restlessness.
The healer gave him an empty bottle.
The man asked:
— Is that all?
The healer replied:
— Yes. Put it on the table and do nothing with it for ten minutes. That will be the first dose.
A philosopher asked a dog:
— Why are you always happy when I return?
The dog wagged its tail.
The philosopher wrote down:
— Love does not wait for a person to become worthy. It simply greets them at the door.
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A yogi dreamed that people would always await his return, write him letters, make him the center of their attention, eagerly await his replies, seek meetings with him, constantly think about him, and preserve his memory for as long as possible.
After a long meditation, he decided:
Borrow as much money as possible from each of them.
After a long meditation, he decided:
Borrow as much money as possible from each of them.
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A bit of humor (about the picture): The yogi meditated so “diligently” that not only did his Third Eye “open,” but his third leg did too.
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Joke author: Sergey Veretennikov (yogi, mystic, healer).
A yogi said to a disciple:
— Don’t resist life.
The disciple asked:
— What if it doesn’t do what I want?
The yogi replied:
— Usually, that’s exactly when you start calling life complicated.
An astrologer said:
— You’re entering a period when many things will fall into place.
The client was delighted:
— Finally!
The astrologer added:
— Though first, you’ll have to admit that you put half of those things in the wrong places yourself.
A disciple asked a monk:
— How can I stop worrying about what other people think of me?
The monk replied:
— First, accept the unpleasant news: they think about you much less often than you’d like.
A clairvoyant said:
— I see that a very important person will soon appear in your life.
The client asked:
— Who?
— You. But this time, you won’t walk past yourself.
A channeler asked the Pleiades:
— Why is it so difficult for people to hear their inner voice?
The Pleiades replied:
— Because the inner voice speaks calmly once, while fear repeats itself twenty times—and with arguments.
A person asked a Buddhist:
— How do I know that I’ve truly let go of a situation?
The Buddhist replied:
— When you no longer feel like telling everyone how well you’ve let it go.
A yogi said to a disciple:
— Don’t resist life.
The disciple asked:
— What if it doesn’t do what I want?
The yogi replied:
— Usually, that’s exactly when you start calling life complicated.
An astrologer said:
— You’re entering a period when many things will fall into place.
The client was delighted:
— Finally!
The astrologer added:
— Though first, you’ll have to admit that you put half of those things in the wrong places yourself.
A disciple asked a monk:
— How can I stop worrying about what other people think of me?
The monk replied:
— First, accept the unpleasant news: they think about you much less often than you’d like.
A clairvoyant said:
— I see that a very important person will soon appear in your life.
The client asked:
— Who?
— You. But this time, you won’t walk past yourself.
A channeler asked the Pleiades:
— Why is it so difficult for people to hear their inner voice?
The Pleiades replied:
— Because the inner voice speaks calmly once, while fear repeats itself twenty times—and with arguments.
A person asked a Buddhist:
— How do I know that I’ve truly let go of a situation?
The Buddhist replied:
— When you no longer feel like telling everyone how well you’ve let it go.
From Maxim Gorky.
"Man sounds proud!"
"And the superhuman is even prouder."
"I am a human being, and nothing superhuman is alien to me." (I don't remember who said it.)
The creators of the film "Hard to Be a God" decided to make a sequel called "Even Harder to Be a Wretch."
And finally, about the glooms:
The Paranoah's Ark.
If you're interested, I'll continue.
"Man sounds proud!"
"And the superhuman is even prouder."
"I am a human being, and nothing superhuman is alien to me." (I don't remember who said it.)
The creators of the film "Hard to Be a God" decided to make a sequel called "Even Harder to Be a Wretch."
And finally, about the glooms:
The Paranoah's Ark.
If you're interested, I'll continue.
Just relax. Feel your body, scan it, and enjoy becoming aware of what is present and exactly where it is present in this moment.
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