HUMOR: Your Yoga. Author: Sergei Veretennikov

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I listened, completely captivated—simply delightful! My heart blossomed with positivity. Very subtle humor; at times it’s hard to tell where self-irony ends and keenly observed truth begins. This is incredibly talented and beautiful! A true art form in its own right.

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<div class="bbWrapper">I listened, completely captivated—simply delightful! My heart blossomed with positivity. Very subtle humor; at times it’s hard to tell where self-irony ends and keenly observed truth begins. This is incredibly talented and beautiful! A true art form in its own right.</div>

 

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A channeler asked Sirius:
— Why are people so afraid of silence?
Sirius replied:
— Because in silence, there is no one to blame.


A clairvoyant told a client:
— I see your future.
The client became frightened:
— What’s there?
— Many wonderful opportunities that you will initially call “difficulties.”


A man came to a folk healer:
— Give me something for restlessness.

The healer gave him an empty bottle.

The man asked:
— Is that all?

The healer replied:
— Yes. Put it on the table and do nothing with it for ten minutes. That will be the first dose.


A philosopher asked a dog:
— Why are you always happy when I return?

The dog wagged its tail.

The philosopher wrote down:
— Love does not wait for a person to become worthy. It simply greets them at the door.

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<div class="bbWrapper">A channeler asked Sirius:<br /> — Why are people so afraid of silence?<br /> Sirius replied:<br /> — Because in silence, there is no one to blame.<br /> <br /> <br /> A clairvoyant told a client:<br /> — I see your future.<br /> The client became frightened:<br /> — What’s there?<br /> — Many wonderful opportunities that you will initially call “difficulties.”<br /> <br /> <br /> A man came to a folk healer:<br /> — Give me something for restlessness.<br /> <br /> The healer gave him an empty bottle.<br /> <br /> The man asked:<br /> — Is that all?<br /> <br /> The healer replied:<br /> — Yes. Put it on the table and do nothing with it for ten minutes. That will be the first dose.<br /> <br /> <br /> A philosopher asked a dog:<br /> — Why are you always happy when I return?<br /> <br /> The dog wagged its tail.<br /> <br /> The philosopher wrote down:<br /> — Love does not wait for a person to become worthy. It simply greets them at the door.</div>

 

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A yogi dreamed that people would always await his return, write him letters, make him the center of their attention, eagerly await his replies, seek meetings with him, constantly think about him, and preserve his memory for as long as possible.

After a long meditation, he decided:

Borrow as much money as possible from each of them.

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<div class="bbWrapper">A yogi dreamed that people would always await his return, write him letters, make him the center of their attention, eagerly await his replies, seek meetings with him, constantly think about him, and preserve his memory for as long as possible.<br /> <br /> After a long meditation, he decided:<br /> <br /> <b>Borrow as much money as possible from each of them.</b><br /> <br /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></div>

 

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A bit of humor (about the picture): The yogi meditated so “diligently” that not only did his Third Eye “open,” but his third leg did too.

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<div class="bbWrapper">A bit of humor (about the picture): The yogi meditated so “diligently” that not only did his Third Eye “open,” but his third leg did too. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></div>

 

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